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Oct 27, 2005 16:00:25 GMT -5
Post by jan on Oct 27, 2005 16:00:25 GMT -5
What's yellow and black and has four wheels on top?
A DEAD SCHOOL BUS!!!
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Oct 27, 2005 20:21:20 GMT -5
Post by Connie on Oct 27, 2005 20:21:20 GMT -5
That is funny! I like it! Katie is going into the "joke" stage and hers are pretty weird, maybe that is why I like this one!
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Oct 27, 2005 21:10:20 GMT -5
Post by jan on Oct 27, 2005 21:10:20 GMT -5
Ohhhhhh, you made my day!!
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Nov 1, 2005 11:19:39 GMT -5
Post by jan on Nov 1, 2005 11:19:39 GMT -5
When the officer pulled my husband over for speeding about a year after we were married,he explained that he was hurrying home to be with me on our 1st anniversary. But,rather than letting him off with a warning,he wrote out the ticket,handed it to him,and said,"Congratulations. The first year is paper,right?"
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Nov 1, 2005 15:30:46 GMT -5
Post by Connie on Nov 1, 2005 15:30:46 GMT -5
Very funny!
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Nov 6, 2005 20:21:38 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:21:38 GMT -5
what did the restaurant owner say when the fisherman brought him free fish?
what's the catch?
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Nov 6, 2005 20:25:18 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:25:18 GMT -5
Patrick: why can't boiling pots be spies?
Spongebob: they always blow their covers.
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Nov 6, 2005 20:27:02 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:27:02 GMT -5
Spongebob:Why did the soup refuse to leave the pot?
Sandy: It was chicken.
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Nov 6, 2005 20:28:15 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:28:15 GMT -5
How did the water feel after it washed the dishes?
Drained
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Nov 6, 2005 20:30:52 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:30:52 GMT -5
How did the napkin do in the poker game?
It folded.
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Nov 6, 2005 20:32:59 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:32:59 GMT -5
How did the milkshake feel about his time in the blender?
He had mixed feelings about it.
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Nov 6, 2005 20:34:50 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:34:50 GMT -5
When does butter do it's best?
When it's on a roll.
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Nov 6, 2005 20:42:53 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:42:53 GMT -5
Where do vegetables go to kiss?
The mushroom.
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Nov 6, 2005 20:50:21 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Nov 6, 2005 20:50:21 GMT -5
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Nov 7, 2005 9:57:07 GMT -5
Post by Connie on Nov 7, 2005 9:57:07 GMT -5
lol
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