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Nov 19, 2005 8:41:53 GMT -5
Post by jan on Nov 19, 2005 8:41:53 GMT -5
You'll Know it will be a bad day when: You need one bathroom scale for each foot. It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it. You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deoderant.
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Nov 29, 2005 9:50:42 GMT -5
Post by tiredofscams on Nov 29, 2005 9:50:42 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross a strawberry with a road?
A traffic jam!
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Nov 29, 2005 11:43:55 GMT -5
Post by Connie on Nov 29, 2005 11:43:55 GMT -5
Very cute! Made me giggle. I needed a giggle this morning!
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Nov 29, 2005 11:55:54 GMT -5
Post by tiredofscams on Nov 29, 2005 11:55:54 GMT -5
I am glad you like it Connie!! I hope everything is ok!
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Nov 29, 2005 20:01:50 GMT -5
Post by jan on Nov 29, 2005 20:01:50 GMT -5
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A Brick Layer!
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Nov 29, 2005 21:23:44 GMT -5
Post by tiredofscams on Nov 29, 2005 21:23:44 GMT -5
lol Jan that is funny!!
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Nov 30, 2005 9:03:16 GMT -5
Post by jan on Nov 30, 2005 9:03:16 GMT -5
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
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Dec 1, 2005 9:25:13 GMT -5
Post by Connie on Dec 1, 2005 9:25:13 GMT -5
You guys are WAY too funny. I love these jokes! I need to find some today or I will have to start sharing Katies which go something like: How do you cross a turkey and a road? You go gobble gobble.. ?? Hey what do you expect for 5? lol
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Dec 1, 2005 15:45:07 GMT -5
Post by josiegirl on Dec 1, 2005 15:45:07 GMT -5
HAHA Oh Connie, you have a way of making me long for another child......!please stop!
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Dec 3, 2005 9:31:11 GMT -5
Post by jan on Dec 3, 2005 9:31:11 GMT -5
What do you call a pig that does karate? A Pork Chop. What's gray,eats fish,and lives in Washington,D.C.? The Presidential Seal.
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Dec 4, 2005 17:27:50 GMT -5
Post by tiredofscams on Dec 4, 2005 17:27:50 GMT -5
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
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Dec 5, 2005 10:59:18 GMT -5
Post by samantha on Dec 5, 2005 10:59:18 GMT -5
How do you know an elephant's been hiding in your refrigerator?
You find footprints in the butter.
(one of my mother's)[/b]
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Dec 5, 2005 15:18:20 GMT -5
Post by jan on Dec 5, 2005 15:18:20 GMT -5
How many morons does it take to waterski?
6.....one on the skies,one driving the boat,and four to pull the lake around.
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Dec 5, 2005 15:49:40 GMT -5
Post by samantha on Dec 5, 2005 15:49:40 GMT -5
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
He paints his toenails red.
Does it work?
I don't know, have YOU ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree. [/b]
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Dec 5, 2005 21:55:02 GMT -5
Post by Connie on Dec 5, 2005 21:55:02 GMT -5
;D You all are so funny. Keep em coming. That one about the lake should be made into a blonde joke!
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