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Post by tiredofscams on Nov 16, 2005 21:12:06 GMT -5
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"
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Post by jan on Nov 18, 2005 13:04:54 GMT -5
That was a good one lol!
What do you call a blonde skeleton n the closet? Last years hide and seek champion.
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Post by jan on Nov 18, 2005 13:06:32 GMT -5
Forgot the" i " in the word "in"
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Post by jan on Nov 18, 2005 13:07:55 GMT -5
What do you call a women who forgets to put the "i" in the word in? A Dumb Brunette!!
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Post by jan on Nov 19, 2005 8:46:13 GMT -5
Q: What would you do if a blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell........she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!!!
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Post by Connie on Nov 21, 2005 19:28:51 GMT -5
lol.. Oh I love blonde jokes!
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Post by jan on Nov 22, 2005 12:02:57 GMT -5
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say Hello.
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Post by Connie on Nov 25, 2005 19:38:47 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by jan on Nov 29, 2005 20:05:05 GMT -5
What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
An Air Mattress!
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Post by jan on Dec 3, 2005 9:34:38 GMT -5
Q:Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozento death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A:They went to see"Closed for the Winter".
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Post by tiredofscams on Dec 4, 2005 17:31:59 GMT -5
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air.
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Post by jan on Dec 5, 2005 15:22:53 GMT -5
You know how to stop a blonde from taking a drink? Slam the commode seat on her head!
How do you break a blonde's fnger? Punch her in the nose!
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Post by Connie on Dec 5, 2005 21:56:16 GMT -5
You know how to stop a blonde from taking a drink? Slam the commode seat on her head! How do you break a blonde's fnger? Punch her in the nose! EWWWWWW ;D
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Post by jan on Dec 6, 2005 10:17:37 GMT -5
ok,ok, I'll try to find better ones!
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Post by jan on Mar 1, 2006 9:51:41 GMT -5
A Blondes Cookbook
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron. Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted fruit salad. The recipe said to serve without dressing, so I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ron brought a friend home for supper.
Wednesday: A good day for rice. The recipe said to wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it helped the rice any.
Thursday: Today Ron asked for a salad again. I tried a new recipe that said to prepare the ingredients and lay on a bed of lettuce an hour before serving. Ron asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left it.
Saturday: Ron did the shopping today and brought home a chicken and asked me to dress it for Sunday. Oh boy! For some reason Ron keeps counting to ten.
Sunday: Ron's folks came to dinner, I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius... I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
Goodnight Dear Diary: This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe for Ron. If I can talk Ron into buying me a larger oven, I am going to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
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