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Post by Connie on Nov 7, 2005 9:55:51 GMT -5
lol... that was cute!
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Post by jan on Nov 11, 2005 17:32:18 GMT -5
A blond,brunette,and a redhead were on the top of a burning building. Some firefighters were on the ground below,holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump. When the redhead jumps,they snatch the blanket away,and she hits the concrete. Then they tell the brunette to jump,and again,they pull the blanket away. When they tell the blonde to jump,she replies"I don't trust you,so just put the blanket down and back away."
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Post by tiredofscams on Nov 11, 2005 18:04:08 GMT -5
;D lol!! that was good!
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Post by jan on Nov 12, 2005 8:57:28 GMT -5
A Blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks"where did you get that?" The pig says,"I won her in a raffle!"
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Post by tiredofscams on Nov 12, 2005 14:44:03 GMT -5
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
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Post by jan on Nov 12, 2005 18:03:40 GMT -5
Q: What goes Vroom,Screech,Vroom,Screech,Vroom,Screech? A: A Blonde going through a red light!!
Q:How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear!!
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Post by Connie on Nov 12, 2005 19:34:22 GMT -5
lol... I love the firefighter one and the microwave one!!! Very funny!
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Post by tiredofscams on Nov 13, 2005 1:39:28 GMT -5
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??
A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!
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Post by tiredofscams on Nov 13, 2005 1:40:32 GMT -5
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it.
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Post by jan on Nov 13, 2005 8:59:58 GMT -5
That was a great one!!!
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Post by josiegirl on Nov 13, 2005 16:41:20 GMT -5
Yes, these are really funny ones! All these blonde jokes......I can't figure out which one i like the best.
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Post by tiredofscams on Nov 13, 2005 18:24:32 GMT -5
I know there are too many to pick, so I say all are my favorites!!
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Post by jan on Nov 15, 2005 20:49:26 GMT -5
A blonde walked into a bar..... OUCHH!!!!
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Post by tiredofscams on Nov 15, 2005 23:09:49 GMT -5
lol! that was too cute!
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Post by jan on Nov 16, 2005 19:02:23 GMT -5
What did the blonde say when she looked inside the box of cheerios? "Oh,look!,doughnut seeds!"
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