Post by jan on Dec 18, 2006 8:54:31 GMT -5
I am posting some cute holiday jokes that can be shared with children:
What is green,covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
mistle-"toad"!
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed Mrs.Claus' yarn?
She had mittens!
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
"Tis the season to be jelly!"
This year even the toys are stressed out!
Yeah,they come already wound up!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Knock.Knock.Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
Why is the turkey such a fashionable bird?
Because he's always well dressed when he comes to dinner!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
Where does mistletoe go to be an actor?
"Holly"-wood!
Why did the mosquito buzz around the bar?
Because he was such a "bar humbug"!
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Where would you find chili beans?
At the North Pole!
Knock.Knock.Who's there? Holly. Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
What is green,covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
mistle-"toad"!
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed Mrs.Claus' yarn?
She had mittens!
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
"Tis the season to be jelly!"
This year even the toys are stressed out!
Yeah,they come already wound up!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Knock.Knock.Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
Why is the turkey such a fashionable bird?
Because he's always well dressed when he comes to dinner!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
Where does mistletoe go to be an actor?
"Holly"-wood!
Why did the mosquito buzz around the bar?
Because he was such a "bar humbug"!
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Where would you find chili beans?
At the North Pole!
Knock.Knock.Who's there? Holly. Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
