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Post by jan on Nov 4, 2006 8:04:43 GMT -5
Don't cry over spilt milk........just go get the cats!!
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Post by jan on Nov 28, 2006 9:41:47 GMT -5
Whatever will be,will.......never be exactly what it was supposed to be!
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Post by theqtpie1981 on Nov 17, 2008 13:03:59 GMT -5
If you lie down with dogs, you'll...... get your face licked.
If at first you don't succeed...... read the directions.
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Post by jan on Jan 19, 2009 7:42:31 GMT -5
If you do the crime.....you must do the.....next best thing,and run like heck!
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Post by crimsulent on Mar 21, 2009 14:10:51 GMT -5
Early to bed...early to get up to pee.
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Post by havingfunnow on Mar 21, 2009 16:37:58 GMT -5
A conscience is what hurts when other parts of you feel good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of Alzheimer's.
No husband has ever been killed while doing the dishes.
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Post by crimsulent on Mar 22, 2009 23:51:14 GMT -5
a stitch in time....prevents a wardrobe malfunction
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Post by jan on Mar 31, 2009 7:02:27 GMT -5
don't put all your eggs in one basket.....especially if you're jumping rope!!!
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Post by CaptainCassie on Mar 31, 2009 13:11:40 GMT -5
A man is known by... his 'unique' smells  |
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Post by jan on Apr 7, 2009 17:29:28 GMT -5
If you play with fire.......there's a job in Vegas waiting for you!
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Post by jan on Jun 22, 2010 16:32:02 GMT -5
If you step on a crack,there's probably a twisted ankle waiting to happen!
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