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Post by Connie on Nov 27, 2005 21:29:39 GMT -5
*borrowed*
Pick one or two, or three proverbs, and come up with your own ending to them.
1. Better to be safe than......
2. Don't bite the hand that.....
3. It's always darkest before.........
4. A miss is as good as a..........
5. If you lie down with dogs, you'll......
6. Children should be seen and not...
7. If at first you don't succeed......
8. Don't put off till tomorrow what.........
9. When the blind lead the blind.......
10. An idle mind is...........
11. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......
12. Happy the bride who........
13. A penny saved is.............
14. Two's company, three's.......
15. There are none so blind as..........
16. Better late than............
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Post by Connie on Nov 28, 2005 9:59:14 GMT -5
7. If at first you don't succeed quit trying
8. Don't put off till tomorrow what can be done next week
9. When the blind lead the blind someone will walk into a wall
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Post by tiredofscams on Nov 28, 2005 10:10:59 GMT -5
1. Better to be safe than sorry.
2. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
5. If you lie down with dogs, you will get fleas
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Post by jan on Nov 28, 2005 19:30:11 GMT -5
A penny saved is..............not enough to buy much of anything!
Two's company,three's a................heck of a lot more fun when you're playing spin the bottle!!
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Post by jan on Nov 30, 2005 19:42:10 GMT -5
It's always darkest before...............you turn on the kitchen light.
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Post by Connie on Nov 30, 2005 21:46:43 GMT -5
2. Don't bite the hand that picks up the doggy poo
4. A miss is as good as a mr.
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Post by josiegirl on Dec 1, 2005 15:33:15 GMT -5
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you ruin your make-up
Better late than............pregnant.
borrowed from golden girls!!
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Post by jan on Dec 3, 2005 9:13:22 GMT -5
Children should be seen and not........piggy back riding on your aching back.
There are none so blind as....... the ones who forgot to take off their sleep masks before getting out of bed .
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Post by josiegirl on Dec 5, 2005 20:03:32 GMT -5
1. Better to be safe than......a vault.
2. Don't bite the hand that.....is clapping.
3. It's always darkest before.........the electric company gets your payment.
4. A miss is as good as ..........1.6 kilometers.
5. If you lie down with dogs, you'll......need a lent brush afterwards.
6. Children should be seen and not...fed.
7. If at first you don't succeed......just scrape the food off the ceiling and walls and go to McDonald's.
8. Don't put off till tomorrow what.........the dog is about to do in the house right now.
9. When the blind lead the blind.......where would Paris' career be?
10. An idle mind is...........only found in men.
11. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you've got too many onions in the recipe.
12. Happy the bride who........isn't hungover.
13. A penny saved is.............always found in the washing machine later.
14. Two's company, three's.......that time your friend got stood up.
15. There are none so blind as..........your friend insisting that he's just late.
16. Better late than............pregnant. (sorry, I love that one)
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Post by josiegirl on Dec 5, 2005 20:06:43 GMT -5
I'll be here everynight at 7. Thank you.
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Post by Connie on Dec 5, 2005 21:22:41 GMT -5
lol.. I will be back for the second show! I love the better late than pregnant one.. That is way too funny and true!
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Post by tiredofscams on Dec 5, 2005 22:04:06 GMT -5
The better late than pregnant one is funny!!! I loved it!! Thank you for performing you first show for us!!!
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Post by josiegirl on Dec 6, 2005 8:59:05 GMT -5
haha jk! I had been meaning to sit down and think of funny ones for all of them and I finally did it. I'm glad yall enjoyed them!
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Post by jan on Dec 6, 2005 9:36:06 GMT -5
Don't put all your eggs in one...................unlided blenderand turn it on,you'll wind up with "scrambled kitchen"!
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Post by jan on Dec 8, 2005 9:50:17 GMT -5
A stitch in time.................keeps your life from falling apart
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