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Post by jow32 on Jul 28, 2009 23:28:58 GMT -5
One night a cop was sitting across the street from a bar waiting for closing time. The parking lot was full. A guy staggered out of the bar, wobbling to his car. This guy was having problems getting his keys out of his pocket and dropped them several times trying to get them into the lock. This process took about 10 minutes before the guy got into the car and started to drive out of the lot. Meanwhile all of the other cars had left the lot. The cop thought, "awesome! I've got a good one tonight!" The cop stops the car as soon as it gets on the street. He walks up to the drivers door and the guy rolls the window down. The cop can't smell anything-no booze! The guy gets out and does perfect on the field sobriety test. The cop asks the guy, what the hell? You were hammered. The guy responds, "Tonight was my night to be the designated decoy" ;D
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Post by Connie on Jul 31, 2009 20:30:08 GMT -5
ROFLMAO! I love this one!
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