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Post by havingfunnow on Mar 23, 2009 16:45:52 GMT -5
So there I was, walking along the banks of the Mighty Mississippi and I found an old bottle half buried in the mud. So I thinks to myself "Self, no, it can't be...", but I wash it off and pull the cork out. NOTHING But it was a nice bottle, so I decided to dry it off and take it home. When I started drying it off, smoke poured out of the bottle and *POOF*, there a Genie floating in the air in front of me. ;D The Genie told me that I had earned the requisite three wishes, so that part is true. The Genie also told me that whatever I wished for would be doubly bestowed upon my greatest nemesis. So I wished for $1,000,000 dollars, and the Genie said Granted. After some more thought, I asked for excellent health, and I suddenly felt GREAT! Finally, I wished for the Genie to beat me half-to-death... Although I'm pretty sore right now, I am now single and have $3 million dollars. When she reads this one, I may not be on the board for awhile...
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Post by Connie on Mar 26, 2009 22:12:45 GMT -5
HAHA! Very cute
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