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Post by jan on May 12, 2007 8:19:24 GMT -5
1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. You sleep with your eyes open.
3. You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize that it's not plugged in.
4. You don't sweat,you percolate.
5. You chew on other people's fingernails.
6. You take your morning coffee with you into the shower.
7. You lick your coffee pot clean.
8. You don't tan,you roast.
9. You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.
10. You don't get mad,you get steamed.
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