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Post by Connie on Mar 11, 2006 21:04:02 GMT -5
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
Hold on......
You're gonna love it...
It's the one with the little sticker that says...
I - DA - HO
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Post by jan on Mar 12, 2006 7:27:15 GMT -5
You gotta be kidding!! That is too cute!
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Post by jan on Mar 22, 2006 13:20:44 GMT -5
"Lame Jokes" How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it!!!
What did the tablecloth say to the table? "Dont move, I've got you covered."
Why did the bubble gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Did you hear about the cat that ate yarn? She had mittens!
What do you call two recently married spiders? Newlywebs!
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!
What kind of ants are the biggest? Giants!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderware!
What lives at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A nervous wreck!
What has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!
Why did the policeman stay in bed? He was an undercover cop!
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where is my pop corn?!
What are goose bumps for? To keep geese from speeding!
What goes zzub, zzub, zzub? A bee flying backwards!
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