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Post by mrssquigg on Mar 6, 2006 17:57:34 GMT -5
An 89 year old man wanted to get out of the house bored to tears with retirement. He signed up at a local Singles club to meet people. An 81 year old woman wanted to do the same and had signed up at the same club. So on Wednesday night when the club met , the two elders met each other and liked one another. He asked her out to dinner , and to his surprise she accepted. On Friday night after dinner they went back to her place and the passion started to heat up. Afterwards , he thought to himself " If I had known she was a virgin I would have been more gentler!" and at the same time she thought to herself " If I'd known he could still get it up I would have taken my pantyhose off!"
#tongue0015#
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Post by Connie on Mar 6, 2006 22:36:25 GMT -5
#happy0194# #happy0032# I LOVE this one!
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Post by jan on Mar 7, 2006 7:20:57 GMT -5
That was too funny!!
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