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Post by josiegirl on Jan 27, 2006 20:20:07 GMT -5
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
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Post by josiegirl on Jan 27, 2006 20:21:00 GMT -5
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
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Post by josiegirl on Jan 27, 2006 20:21:55 GMT -5
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
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Post by josiegirl on Jan 27, 2006 20:23:53 GMT -5
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
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Post by josiegirl on Jan 27, 2006 20:26:05 GMT -5
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Post by josiegirl on Jan 27, 2006 20:30:30 GMT -5
I came across a website that had a bunch of these. I posted the ones I thought were funny to try to get into the spirit of things in the 'wonder' thread!!! Woo Hoo!
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Post by tiredofscams on Jan 28, 2006 0:19:14 GMT -5
Great find Kelly these are good ones!
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Post by jan on Jan 28, 2006 8:43:15 GMT -5
If a deaf person has to go to court,is it still called a hearing?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack,whom does he/she call?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Post by Connie on Feb 14, 2006 21:10:36 GMT -5
I wonder where everyone is.
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Post by jan on Feb 15, 2006 9:56:18 GMT -5
I wonder if everyone else moved to another planet and we didn't hear about it?
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Post by Connie on Feb 15, 2006 21:07:47 GMT -5
I wonder if someone won the lottery and forgot to take us along as promised!
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Post by jan on Feb 16, 2006 9:31:36 GMT -5
I wonder when the snowstorm of the century that we're in the middle of right now is going to decide to quit? We're supposed to get up to a foot of snow before all is said and done! I am soooooo ready for spring!!
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Post by Connie on Feb 16, 2006 14:16:15 GMT -5
I second that! No snow but it is only 27 degrees and freezing cold wind!
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Post by jan on Feb 16, 2006 18:01:57 GMT -5
It's been snowing since 8pm last night,and it's STILL snowing!! AAAaGGGGGRRRRAAAAHHHH!!!!
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Post by Connie on Feb 17, 2006 19:45:35 GMT -5
Poor Jan! I wonder when someone will get wise and just shoot that stupid groundhog that predicts the weather for Feb?
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