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Post by Connie on Sept 17, 2008 20:53:23 GMT -5
Being the gentleman that I am, I asked the waiter to send a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman I spotted dining alone.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," and pointed at me.
She regarded me coolly for a second and decided to send a reply note to me. The waiter, who had been lingering for her response took the note from her and brought it to me.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, I decided to compose one of my own in return. I folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."
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Post by theqtpie1981 on Oct 21, 2008 11:07:59 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!
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TinQ
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Post by TinQ on Dec 13, 2008 4:57:20 GMT -5
Lol, ouch she should've put "7 inches and up"? XD
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