Post by Heavenly ♥ on Aug 13, 2008 21:51:30 GMT -5
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:
Name: _________________________________________
Address: ______________________________________
Gang Affiliations: ____________________________
Stage name: ___________________________________
Agent: ________________________________________
Attorney: _____________________________________
Sex:
[ ] male
[ ] formerly male
[ ] both
[ ] female
[ ] formerly female
[ ] sometimes
If female, indicate breast implant size: ____
Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way?
[ ] Yes [ ] No
Occupation:
[ ] Lawyer
[ ] Actor/Waiter
[ ] Filmmaker/Self-employed
[ ] Writer
[ ] Car Dealer
[ ] Panhandler
[ ] Agent
[ ] Hooker/Transvestite
[ ] Other; please explain: ______________
Please list: Brand of cell phone: ________________.
(If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)
Please check hair color:
Females:
[ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers:
[ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead
Men:
Please list shade of hairplugs: ___________
Please check activities you perform while driving:
(Check all that apply)
[ ] Eating a wrap
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Talking on the phone
[ ] Having sex
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[ ] Snorting cocaine
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
Please indicate how many times you:
a) expect to shoot at other drivers: ________
b) expect to be shot at while driving: ________
Please indicate if you drive:
a) a Beemer,
b) a Lexus,
c) a Mercedes,
d) a Cabriolet.
If your answer is D, please add six to eight weeks to normal delivery time for your driver's license.
Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____.
Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
a) Prozac;
b) Zovirax;
c) Lithium;
d) Zantax.
e) If none, please explain: __________________.
Length of daily commute:
a) 1 hour
b) 2 hours
c) 3 hours
d) 4 hours or more.
Sample Exam Questions:
In the event of an earthquake, you should:
a) stop your car
b) keep driving and hope for the best
c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones
d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4
In the instance of rain, you should:
a) never drive over 5 MPH
b) drive twice as fast as usual
c) you're not sure what "rain" is
If you are the victim of a car-jacking, you should immediately:
a) Call the police to report the crime;
b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news on a high-speed chase;
c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through;
d) Call your therapist;
e) None of the above (South Central resident).
When stopped by police, you should:
a) pull over and have your driver's license and
insurance form ready
b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405
c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack