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Post by Heavenly ♥ on Aug 8, 2008 10:37:10 GMT -5
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer ;-)
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Post by Connie on Aug 11, 2008 14:08:55 GMT -5
LOL.. I love it!
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